*Closed* RRRR - Shakespeare Insults render contest

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,974

    Also returned back to civilization after a long time in the outbacks, trying to decide when we close this one, but summer isn't over yet (and I did not set any closing time, lol)

  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 1,958

    Please can you let it run a couple of days more? I had forgotten I wanted to take part, and I've got a Pribbling Rump-Fed Bugbear that still wants to play. The scene's set up, I just need to render it.

     

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,974

    I will !

    Didn't find any matching Shakespeare date so I let it run some more weeks - I will add a heads up a week before closing

     

  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 6,668

    Yay thanks for the extention!!!!

  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 6,668

    I had totally forgoten I need to do another render that I set up a week ago now I can get it done and will post it as soon as it is rendered out!

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    by order summer lingers through september... in RRRR

    in RRRR, i know it sounds a bit bizarre

    but in RRRR, that's how conditions are...

  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 6,668
    Gopherus said:

    by order summer lingers through september... in RRRR

    in RRRR, i know it sounds a bit bizarre

    but in RRRR, that's how conditions are...

    Is that our theme song @Gopherus?

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    @saphirewild

    we could make it so...

    camelot is as close to shakespeare as i could come up with

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,974

    We're the nerds of the round table and we're proud about the lable....

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    lol!

    Between our quests we sequin vests,
    And impersonate Clark Gable.

    apologies to monty python...

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,974

    You have my version here, written in 2007 for a round the table meeting I called Nerds of the round table.

     

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    excellent!

  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 1,958
    edited August 2019

    Tag: TigerAnne#1 

    Thou Pribbling Rump-fed Bugbear.

    Edgar saw it as his duty as a respectable citizen and self-proclaimed Sheriff of the Throttlewood Barrens to keep an eye on things going on. He did this through a telescope located on the top floor of his house, from which he could see far and wide. Quite often he saw things that weren't strictly illegal, but which he could have lived happily without ever seeing. Like today...

    Edgar was minding his own business when suddenly he heard angry screaming. He turned around and saw that it was Lonzolas, the gothic Elf who lived down the lane from him. 

    "Edgar Bogweed!!1!" screamed the enraged Elf, "What in tarnation dost thou think thou art doing spying on me?"

    "I'm conducting surveillance to keep my neighbours safe from crime!" Edgar replied, a bit taken aback by how much Lonzolas looked like Steven Tyler from Aerosmith when he was screaming like that. "It's not my fault that you have a habit of dancing around naked to greet the sunrise."

    "Thou pribbling rump-fed bugbear!" Lonzolas screamed, spit and chunks of breakfast spraying Edgar's face. "Ye Dance of Dawn is a moste importante parte of my culture!"

    "Is that like an insult or sumfin?" Edgar asked, having composed himself a bit and remembering that he could easily pick up Lonzolas by the scruff of his neck, and carry him off his land, if need be.

    "Verily it is!" Lonzolas confirmed.

    "Oh, well then," Edgar retorted. "It might have hurt my poor wittle fee-fees a bit more, if I could actually understand what you were saying."

    "Thou art a sick man, Edgar Bogweed," Lonzolas exclaimed while flicking his long, sleek Elf-hair dramatically. "Get thee to a Bedlam house!"

    Then he spun around and walked gothically down the road.

     

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  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    @TigerAnne #1  LOL!  How true... the line between neighborhood watcher and neighborhood peeper is mighty fine... good one!

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,759

    laughsmileycheekylaughsmileycheeky​ Just when I thought the summer Shakespeare Insults had expired with no fanfare,  a flurry of activity and two wonderous renders appeared, as well as some theme songs. 

    Gopherus #1 I'm so glad you got one done before vacation. I love it, got a big chuckle and I needed one.
    TigerAnne #1 Awesome render and story! 

    I pulled Thou froward half-faced miscreant! a while back. Maybe will do one more. 

     

  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 6,668
    edited August 2019

    Saphirewild Tag #2 "Thou puking fool-born scut!"

    Ralph and Ronny were running through the forest like they did everyday. When all of a sudden Ralph felt like he was going to get sick. In mid run he did vomit but what came out was not vomit but a strange creature and that scared Ronny so bad that he started to run even faster then Ralph.

     

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  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    thanks luci for your comments

    @saphirewild #2  Ewwww!  One of those aliens!!  Better out than in... good one!

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,759

    Thank you, Gopherus.
    Saphirewild Tag #1 A nasty character, that Frank. My latest pull fits him well: "Thou froward half-faced miscreant!" 
    Saphirewild Tag #2 LOL, a terrible puke that was!

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108
    edited August 2019

    Gopherus #2

    Thou dankish folly-fallen ratsbane!

    Oh Thane of the Corridor,  Childe MacBeth,  have you no shame. Thou wishest to dress up my ratlings and post their pictures to the Hello Kitty Dating Site!  Flee, My Ratlings, Flee!

     

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  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    @Luci... would that be a face half empty or half full?  or even a face that was over engineered...

    And #3 would be Thou venomed fly-bitten giglet!

  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 6,668

    Pull #3 

    Thou clouted hedge-born varlot!

    hedgeborn-Born under a hedge; of low birth.

    clouted-The definition of clout means strong influence or a clout is a blow or a punch

    varlet definition: The definition of a varlet is a man or a boy who acts as a servant, or a dishonest or deceitful man (It auto corrected me)

    This should be fun!!!

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,759

    Terrible child, taking advantage of the innocent young ratlings! A most worthy insult. LOL.

    Thanks for some ideas on the half-face. I had nothing. I see you have a giglet now too.

  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 1,958

    Everything that has Hello Kitty in it, and is not specifically for children, tends to be really skeevy, LOL! Run, ratlings! Ruuuuuuuun!!!!

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,974

    I will set up voting soon - I had a @Karibou moment but luckily the earth only spun at 12.6 times the normal speed, and not the 14.1 required to start ejecting things.

     

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,759
    Totte said:

    I will set up voting soon - I had a @Karibou moment but luckily the earth only spun at 12.6 times the normal speed, and not the 14.1 required to start ejecting things.

    A Karibou type incedent sounds (weirdly) bad. Are you OK? 

     

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,974

    Yes, OK, just suddenly time seems to be a limited resource again.

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,759
    Totte said:

    Yes, OK, just suddenly time seems to be a limited resource again.

    You're back from a land beyond time. laugh

     

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,974
    luci45 said:
    Totte said:

    Yes, OK, just suddenly time seems to be a limited resource again.

    You're back from a land beyond time. laugh

     

    Anyone seen June, July and August? I'm, sure they rushed by on a speeded motorcycle or something... I have no clue where they went!

    And I've got an idea for a new theme, "Built it and they will come", anyone like that? And voting probabaly up tomorrow.

     

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    that sounds like a good one!  straight from the field of screams.... er... dreams

    have not seen september either... i must have blinked

  • I sure know what you mean I know myself I found the summer didn't last long enough.

    I really like that theme for the next one!

    I watched that movie for the first time when I was 12 yrs old now doesn't that say something about my age lolz!

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