The Sky is Falling Complaint Thread

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  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,916

    Sfariah D said:

    How do zoo vets give a hippo their medicine?  I think that hippos can be very dangerous with their big strong jaws.

    If they're taking tablets, I've found the easiest thing to do is get four hippos at once, and a hockey stick. Then tell them you're going to play Hungry Hungry Hippos. While all four of them are facing each other, just dump all your giant tablets in the middle and watch them go.  If one of them is about to overdose, quickly use the hockey stick to knock the tablet into the mouth of one with an underdose.

    If it's a shot with a needle, I've found the best thing to do is kiss the hippo on the mouth. Then somebody else can administer the shot while the hippo is trying to figure out what your problem is.

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 102,309

    Sfariah D said:

    How do zoo vets give a hippo their medicine?  I think that hippos can be very dangerous with their big strong jaws.

    I'd use a hippodermic syringe

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,649

    carrie58 said:

    Complaint : I have gotten 15 SPAM calls since 8 am. What is with that?

    Some people are just lucky, I guess.  Perhaps you're not.indecision

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,649
    edited February 4

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Sfariah D said:

    How do zoo vets give a hippo their medicine?  I think that hippos can be very dangerous with their big strong jaws.

    I'd use a hippodermic syringe

     LOLlaugh

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  • carrie58carrie58 Posts: 4,005

    LeatherGryphon said:

    carrie58 said:

    Complaint : I have gotten 15 SPAM calls since 8 am. What is with that?

    Some people are just lucky, I guess.  Perhaps you're not.indecision

    Thanks LG , I'm thinking not lucky .....ya can't even play with them like the old crank calls ........

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,649

    Non-complaint:  I'm still trying to picture a hippo with a mouthful of peanut butter.laugh

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,259

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Sfariah D said:

    How do zoo vets give a hippo their medicine?  I think that hippos can be very dangerous with their big strong jaws.

    I'd use a hippodermic syringe

    laugh   laugh  laugh  

  • Complaint: Had a terrible night's sleep. The cats. Yep, that explains all to anyone who has them. The detail for the unencumbered was that the two of them decided in concert to lean on me all night and nearly succeeded in pushing me off the bed by 4am. Evil beggars.

    Non compaint: When they weren't snoring, they were purring & it's very relaxing to hear.

    Regards,

    Richard

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,516

    There is something wrong with the hair.

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  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,259

    Sfariah D said:

    There is something wrong with the hair.

    Nah!  It's just wearing some punk hair style!   laugh 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,516

    I restarted my computer without thinking that I haven't saved the last render.  I don't know how to get it back now.  Now I am trying to render something again.  It might be done by now?

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,516

    Sfariah D said:

    I restarted my computer without thinking that I haven't saved the last render.  I don't know how to get it back now.  Now I am trying to render something again.  It might be done by now?

    Nope, but it is almost done an hour and a half later. 

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,649
    edited 1:35AM

    Complaint:  Ice: Had to catch the Ancient Person's Bus this morning but the driveway was glare ice.  I tried a step or two while hanging onto the bottom porch stairpost newel and testing the ice.  Nope, not gonna let go of that newel.frown  So I backtracked a little and went off the side of the porch onto the snow covering the yard.  4 inch thick heavy crunchy snow all the way down the hill, then avoid the ice at the end of the driveway to get to the bus when it came.

    Non-complaint:  Made it to the bus without falling, and got deposited at the Dr.'s office.  I like my new doctor.  Youngish (about late 40s), pleasant, talkative, clean modern labs & rooms and efficient staff. 

    The doctor and I talked for quite a while getting to know how each other worked.smiley  I think I made the right move, picking a new primary care physician.  He even looked at my bloody nose problems and suggested something simple that even my otolaryngologist hadn't suggested, and gave me anatomical explanations of where the blood vessels in the nose run and logical reasons why I'm having this problem.  Whereas my otolaryngologist's "bedside manner" is quite brusque, bordering on arrogant, rude and impatient.angry

    Another Non-complaint:  Spent so much at the doctor's office that I was able to schedule a late breakfast at the old hole-in-the-wall cafe, then at 11:00 AM get to the Chinese take-out at one end of the decaying mini-mall for some Szechuan Chicken & Fried Rice, then at the other end of the mall get a couple of Subway footlong subs to take out. Wheee..., I've got so much delicious non-canned food in my refrigerator now.  Enough for the whole weekend.  Mmmm...yes

    Complaint:  Price of Uber trip home during lunch time:  ARGHHHHH....nocrying   Won't make that mistake again.  I'll plan something to do during lunch 'til the prices come down.enlightened

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,202
    edited 6:48AM

    ...out here they call it "black ice" but in Wisconsin where I grew up we knew it as glare ice.

    Complaint :Speaking of winter, it's going to get pretty cold this next week (for here)m down to 20° by Wednesday morning but fortunately no precipitation at the same time.   Don't want a repeat of this time last year when we had 4 days in a row of very icy conditions. Even in the cty centre streets and sidewalks were frozen over.

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