RRRR - What can go wrong when moving Entries only thread
This is where we put our entries in the RRRR What can go wrong when moving render contest.
Only entries, no comments or chit chat in this thread, keep that in the contest thread.
Disobeying posts will be nuked by the moderators.
So, how do we post?
Tag, entry number, the title, the image and eventually a small text story to go with the image. It should be kept resonable short, more like the content description of a soda can then a book by William Shakespeare.
Example:
Tag: RHFeline #01
The day the DAZ office moved
When the DAZ office moved, the moving mover who carried the box where all the bits and pieces of all the older figures were stored, tripped and fell over, and all the bits and pieces fell out on the street, and when the peices where it back again, Vicky and Mike never looked the same ever again.
Comments
Tag: 3dcheapskate #01
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
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Tag: Totte #1
I told you the basement had a foul smell
When the four girls at the university got the opportunity to buy a house, very cheap, but they had idea what was smelling so bad in the basement. The old sign saying Secret Research Facility, they all thought was just a bad excuse for a joke. Eve, from Somalia, thought it was very cold in the basement, very cold.
Tag: 3dcheapskate #02
Mesh Thieves
"My little dahhlings, you've done eet ! Without err mesh she won't be able to put on any of err vampire unting outfits ! Eeen fact she'll be totally useless ! Now bury err mesh ere... along with that stupid 'Veeendmeeell Of Terrooor'..."
(N.B. The original entry didn't include the required 'chain items', so I had to rework it and upload the reworked image)
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tag:luci45 #1
Exiled
When mobster Big Ronny Rumoroso was exiled to the lovely tropical isle of San Cristobal, he dreamed of spending the rest of his years as a gentleman farmer. Considering his conviction on 99 counts of racketeering, he thought it was getting a pretty sweet deal. Upon arrival, however, he was dismayed to discover that the "natives" were not the happy and carefree types who would let him live as he pleased.
Tynkere #01
Spirits Move (and talk) in Strange Ways
Tamara, Witch Doctor Apprentice, was dream-walking in the spirit world. Her Gran had warned her of the dreaded Minotaur-- a powerful totem in magic. Any chance encounter could go terribly wrong.
In fact, Tamara learned that Mr. Minos was just getting on in the years. He didn’t get out much, and didn’t get many visitors. In short, he liked to talk. A lot. As in Constantly. Tamara listened patiently. Would Mr. Minos like to be her magical totem? Smite thine enemies on occasion? Tax free income! Mr. Minos readily agreed.
Tag: 3dcheapskate #03
Reservoir Flamingos
Don't mess with them...
...especially not Mr Pink (to be continued - possibly)
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Tynkere #02
Moving Made Easy: The Horseless Carriage
The local renaissance club was facing an unplanned move-- Eviction Notice! While Sir Samurai and Sir Chevalier were having fun smiting one another with the cleaning implements, Lady Monique was hoping to raise some money. If she could make a self propelled wagon, people might buy into the idea! If only she had a carriage. A Horseless... Oh nevermind. Better start packing...
tag: luci45 #2
Shopping for a Condo
"It's a nice little fixer-upper for only $500,000."
Tag: 3dcheapskate #04
The Lair Of The Pink Flamingo
Space-Dad: "Okay kids, you already know that this used to be an evil mastermind's evil lair, so it'll need a bit of redecorating."
(Aside, to his Space-Wife): "Why do you think the estate agents moved the flamingos? We told them that the kids liked liked them as they were ? "
Younger kid, pointing: "Mummy ! Daddy ! There's somebody hiding there behind the dolls' house !
FX: ...sound of old rusty mechanism being turned...
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Gopherus #01
Head Em Up, Move Em Out
It s moving day. So everyone stick to your moving buddy. And follow me. After all, you’re sheep and that s what you do. And above all else…. don t talk to strangers. and never accept anything from them.. this is a pretty rough neighborhood and you don t know what kind of people you re going to meet.
Tynkere #03
Moving Made Easy (or explosive) -- ‘May De Force Be With You’
Orianne moved back to town after a brief stint as a cover girl. What had happened to her friend Amarseda? Was that her hair? Orianne had heard rumors about Dr. Fraser Hayre, an insane physicist. Something about moving things (or exploding them) with D-Fource. An X-Files coverup? She was going to find out! Something was clearly a foot.
tag luci45 #3
Wrong Place
Winged Vampires like to relocate quietly to small villages and Billington Solicitors performed this service perfectly, most of the time. When there was a small mix-up, and Svetlana Bareesh and family were relocated to Techno Town, she did not take it well.
Tag: 3dcheapskate #05
From Mr Pig With Love
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Tag: Totte #2
Millenialist Tom moves to Beluga - 491
Tom, a Millenialist*, is moving to the planet Beluga - 491, using his new furniture to bring his old real wood furniture that he has inerited from his great great great great grandmother. She was a very famous woman in her time, as she exposed some really fishy government experiments and was nominated woman of the year, and got her own TV show. What Tom didn't expect, and didn't notice, was a shotout between two local gangsters at the Xexses Nova Space Station intergalactic space port.
* A millenialist is someone who dresses, acts and tries to live like those who lived on earth did around the millenium shift, many hundred years ago.
Tag: Totte#3
Modern home interference
The problem when the super modern "internet of things" home is interfering with grannys' hearing aids
tag: luci45 #4
Exiled Again
Big Ronny Rumoroso soon oulived his welcome on the lovely tropical isle of San Cristobal. After several other relocations didn't work out either, he was sent to the remote planet Miuhiri in the Cebastea System, accompanied only by his loyal servant DumDum. He did not like the crowded shuttle ride.
3dcheapskate #6:
The Millenium Flamingo
Unbeknownst to her husband Dan (pronounced Darn) and daughters Jan and Fran (pronounced Jarn and Frarn), Ann (pronounced Arn) Solo had a lucrative little sideline - moving things for Jabberjabber The Wutt. What ? The Big J was in the removals business. Removing other peoples things without their permission.
But on that last job she'd been forced to ditch his consignment of windmills due to nosey Imperial Rotary Building Inspectors, and The Big J was very unhappy. He'd obviously sent his goons to her new place, and they'd taken her prized possession, The Millenium Flamingo.
Even with Chewcalyptus her Ewookie buddy to back her up this was going to be an awkward negotiation...
...she definitely didn't want The Big J calling on the services of Bobo Phat the evil clown and his associate Mr Pig
Gopherus #02
Wild Thing, I Think You ll Move Me...
But will you take this lamb. Wild Thing.... you move me!
The lost lamb has been befriended by 2 librarians at a yard sale as he makes his way through the evil city. The librarians ask their mover if he will help the lamb. Will he ever find his way back to the flock? Does he even want to??
Gopherus #03
You re Lost Little Lamb
You re lost tell me where are you? An influenza epidemic has spread to the North Pole. Santa needs temp workers to fill in for the incapacitated red-nosed reindeer to move his merchandise. Wild Thing rounds up all the runaways, the abandoned people of the city and puts them on the Polar Express to the North Pole. There in Santa s warehouse Santa looks over the pathetic recruits. Meanwhile the Shepherdess Evangeline has missed Gabriel her lost sheep and has started searching, even in unlikely places.
tag: luci45 #5
Senior Living at Its Finest
New home prices were strangely low at Senior World, but HOA fees doubled the price, but you got to see shows at the local big theater like Dave and Darius and Their Giant Traveling Seals at greatly reduced prices.
Gopherus #04
Close Shave
Santa sent Gabriel to deliver carnations to Sexta. When he arrived she asked him if he had fleas. Yes, he replied beautiful black fleece. Whereupon she grabbed him and started shaving his fleece to remove the nits. He gave her a serious look and said that If she wanted a black wool blanket she should have asked Santa directly.
tag: luci45 #6
Rest for the Weary
Mobster Big Ronny Rumoroso has yet to find the ideal relocation. Soon after arriving in Dubaris, the only city on the Planet Miuhiri, he was banished and soon found himself wandering country roads (without his faithful servant DumDum, who remained in Dubaris.) Katy and her friends were not pleased when they found him sleeping in a bed of their precious Flaming Katies.
tag: luci45 #7
Edmund Brothers Moving
When Marci moved to the prestigious tech sector, she called Edmund Brothers Moving Company, the best in town. She was surprised that they employed a couple of large (regular size to her) fellows. One of them was DumDum, former employee of Big Ronny Rumoroso. He needed a lot of instruction on angling large furniture through doorways.
Gopherus #05
Momma Mia
Santa has discovered automation and replaced his reindeer with a unicycle to move his sled. Gabriel and Evangeline finally have found each other again. and the cast comes together to sing Mama Mia Here We Go Again, except for Kimo the centaur who is a little hoarse.
Tag: Diomede #1
Dracula's Daughters Buy Him a Fixer Upper
When Dracula moved from Transylvania to England, he told his daughters to find him something less stark than his Romanian castle. They found a mausoleum vacated by a zombie who moved to Jamaica, and hired Bob to fix it up and try to make it more "glamorous than stoic." Unfortunately, Bob's idea of glamorous was unlikely to please Dracula when he awakens that evening.
Bohemian3 #1
Moving Into the First Home
The Commander and his wife move into their very first home with their son Dammie, born the Sixth of June, coming into the world at six am sharp, punctilious like his dad.
Gopherus #06
Swinging Ram Needs Good Home
Evangeline has led the flock to their new home. She decides that her flock needs a ram. On Craigs List she finds an ad for a ram. Perfect! but she didn t notice that she was in the playground equipment section. While she was disappointed by the ram, it did come with 2 instructors for its safe use. And her flock was pleased.
tag:luci45 #8
More Troubles for Big Ronnie
Mobster Big Ronny Rumoroso thought he had finally found a home in New Marrakesh, but trouble followed him there. He had somehow offended that hottie Valarie (or was it Veronica?) And Cindy the spa owner too - Lemur Larry said no one could ever trace the stolen spa equipment to him. Prince Rasnak was apparently the brother of one of them. Real tough guy.
3dcheapskate #7
Mad Maxine
In these post-apocalytic days moving from one place to another is dangerous.
Only a madman (or madwoman) would try to hitch a lift from Windmill Town to Flamingo Ville.
And only a complete lunatic would try to hitch a lift from the two demented puppet kids, Penelope and Parker
But Mad Maxine is... well... totally mad!
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